Letter to my finger

Dear right hand index finger,

I just caught your fingernail on a notebook. As I pulled you away, your fingernail ripped right off...and really low. I'm sorry you hurt so bad. I'm sorry you are covered with a band-aid right now. It makes it really hard for you to type. At least it's a Spongebob Squarepants band-aid. Does that help?

I knew it was too good to be true that your nail was getting too long.

Please forgive me. And please replace the fingernail soon.

Love,
Shannon